14/02/2015

anti-valentines suggestions


THINGS TO DO THIS VALENTINE'S DAY
(or any day of the year, for that matter.)



1. Get sucked into an 8tracks playlist black hole. 
Tags I recommend exploring include: 'single', 'fuck you', 'harry styles' and 'music to cry to'

2. Experiment with portion size. 
Why else would Thornton's make those huge 930g boxes, if not for you to consume in one sitting?

3. Stay up to date with social media.
There's nothing like mindless scrolling, loneliness masked by acerbic gibes, and vomit-inducing photo + emoji combinations, to squander a few hours of your life and teach you how to think critically and appreciate cultural practises.

4. Pick your own flowers
Tesco Finest roses last a week, but with a little watering and desperation, your aloe vera plant can last forever. Plus, you can slather the gel on your face when you inevitably break out from your excessive chocolate consumption.

5. Write sarcastic lists of things to do on Valentine's Day because you're tired, hungry, and in bed at 5pm.
Until next year, mes amours.


tumblr

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Great! Thanks for sharing this. I read over the article and I really love all the things. By the way, could we get a chance to cooperate? tonylau86china@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Lovely post that was,i would love to apply these suggestion on this upcoming Valentine day.Love to share this one, tell me on e thing where is your Valentine ..

Regard's
Seeffan
Bridal Party Dresses

Online Reputation Management said...

I love your content and the efforts you make to provide quality content to users like me, keep it up!

Mike Garlick said...

I so love this!

Edward Nelson said...

aphogee two step protein treatment natural hair
how to use aphogee two step protein treatment

www.chicute.com said...

Have you ever turned down sex with someone after seeing his cock because of how big it was? What is the biggest thing you have had in your pussy and do you have photos?

Post a Comment